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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By JuiceBoy - 05/07/2022 12:00

Today, at my supermarket job, I told an elderly woman that we no longer sell her favorite juice due to supply chain issues. She got so upset that she peed on the floor. I had to clean it up. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Hoffman

Today, I've been sneezing and coughing and not feeling well, so I decided to go to the grocery store to get some bone broth and some orange juice. Shortly after grabbing the orange juice, I felt like I had to pass gas, except it wasn't gas, it was diarrhea. At 35 years-old I pooped my pants in the grocery store. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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SweetestSin 4

Friday 26 June 2009 12:35

She totally needs to be the prune juice spokeswoman

Cannon75 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:46

Hahaha, that's awesome. Go, Granny!

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Elnur 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 6:06

This FML is pure win.

webboy_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:56

You all see this as gross but it just reminds me of taking a giant dump. XD

randomnumber 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:47

This old lady you speak of is awesome.

NNNOM 1

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:57

there seem to be a lot of old lady and cashier fmls. hmm.

cheese_rox 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 8:53

Made me laugh so hard!

roundnproud 7

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:27

LOL that is all

heruyan 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:31

shit like that would make my day at work

blooop_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:35

Why would she buy it again?

egonzalez114 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:52

OMG ROTFL!!! ooohhh i could see my friend's g moms doing that

rakhil11 7

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:52

what #12 said, why on earth is she buying it again??!!

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