By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

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Luckster 0

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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itsnotmuch 0

Wow, that must've looked hilarious. If I was the girl, I would've just laughed it off. So not FML, in my opinion.

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miss_mojo 2

hahaha. hilariouss,

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webbles 0

Ahahahaha; haht. It's a wonder she didn't just go down on you right there.

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xanthrun 0

OMG his grammer blows. How is this site moderated? You can barely tell what he is trying to say. EPIC FAIL!

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aimless 0

Lol! That'll teach you for actually USING the breast pocket!

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horribleville 0

I hate when people 'blast' their music. I don't want to listen to your crap music.

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Bryant721 0

OMG! That's crazy! Did she laugh because I sure am! xD!!!

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