Love: Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 06:39 - Canada

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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Chowi_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:07

High school boyfriends... a waste of time.

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:04

hahahahaha

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fmlrulesBolt 14

Monday 26 October 2015 5:30

Lmao that is hilarious

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Tuesday 4 August 2020 19:34

He sounds like a jerk...sorry OP. :(

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