Health: Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee....

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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Friday 31 December 2010 23:01

Shouldnt have waited that long.

iSitt 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:10

he found her P-spot

Comments

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Friday 9 August 2013 22:19

Lol. He hit the P spot

BMSChief007 7

Monday 28 April 2014 23:38

Looks like urine troubleXD

cartedor 18

Sunday 31 August 2014 8:26

I really want to know what happened next? did you scream? run out? or got a mop and cleaned everything up? did any family members just happened to come in and witnessed the crime scene?