Miscellaneous: Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how...

By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

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kylebe 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:27

you a dirty girl

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Monday 8 February 2010 1:29

... did he make u run suicides so he could see u all hot and sweaty?

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hellokittywhore 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:52

haha weird I'm wearing a cheetah print thong right now! but yeah was it your girl friends or sisters... or moms??0__0

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 1:57

All of these are adding to my imagination, knowing that OP is a girl.

future19 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:01

I wanna see u in them

hellokittywhore 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:22

look under your bed baby. ;)

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 8 February 2010 2:00

Be careful about where your thongs are. I think you'll be checking from now on. Also, cheetah print's a little kinky. Try peace signs :]

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 2:06

I'm sure the coach was appreciative. mvp much? bet the kinky-ness wasn't an issue either.

brigittebabe09 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:12

haha, that sucks. i have a cheetah thong too! my room is decorated with cheetah stuff and so is the inside of my car. haha. i love cheetah print things! :)

DR_REXX 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:10

ha u would look hawt in a thong

bluehen_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:20

whos got any thong stories?

buttshapedfruit 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:43

lmao!!!!!

monbon6788 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:58

OP, this would be much funnier if you were a guy.

charliebronson21 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:11

that's not the first time I've heard this happening. I so hope your in high school

bluehen_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:14

any1 have stories about thongs

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 3:37

That one time I saw your mom in one.

willdon2897 7

Friday 21 October 2011 14:47

Ohhhhh suck on dat hoe

mlipro 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:04

Today, I was coaching girls basketball and one of the biggest, hairiest girls came up to me and a thong fell out of her pants. It gave me disgusting mental images and now I need to spend some of my salary (which is shitty anyways because I'm a teacher) on a shrink. FML