Love: Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be... - FML

By look before you speak - 09/02/2014 07:12 - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 9 February 2014 16:10

Now I wonder what her reaction was.

killuhand 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 16:10

thats one way to do it i guess

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JohnTheLad 13

Monday 10 February 2014 5:11

I hope you capitalized on that moment OP, good luck.

shizzznit 6

Monday 10 February 2014 5:12

did you get her?

Vintage_Cola 29

Monday 10 February 2014 5:20

This is one of those things that NEEDS a follow-up.

mkayden 23

Monday 10 February 2014 13:11

Did she play along?

TheShyCreeper 7

Monday 10 February 2014 14:11

Op should write a book cuz that was one heck of a cliffhanger

thebob808 10

Monday 10 February 2014 17:44

OUTSTANDING!!

Larsh 4

Monday 10 February 2014 19:01

Excellent icebreaker!

ilovetraveler 17

Monday 10 February 2014 19:18

Please update.

awilliams44 9

Monday 10 February 2014 21:52

maybe she wanted you to?

Labrynthian 6

Tuesday 11 February 2014 6:55

Lol. What did she do?

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