Embarrassing and Awkward: Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking...

By cmac1229 - 23/06/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

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Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:00

Wow.do u not know how to knock?

PaulG10 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:24

single stall bathroom....

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hahah567 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:54

should have checked...

kingren418 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:59

bro..u knock??

Gaby_peaceandluv 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:00

haha geez.... thats embarrasing So many brain farts lately in the FMLs summer seems to make people dumber..

kingren418 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:02

bro...u knockk??

jocyy96 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:07

lmfao! why didn't u knock?!?!

cb73_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:11

your life is by no means ******...you just wasted 10 minutes..

Monado 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:13

I'm sure that growing up, he never learned knocking before assuming is one of the best ways to go.

punk_sk 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:16

done that before. and, not everyone responds to knocking

Luna_LoveIsGood 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:17

haha. sounds like something i would do.....

bobisthebest 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:24

#5...what does YDI mean???

Daaniellee1234 8

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:42

YDI, means You Dumb Idiot

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:11

Y ou D eserve I t #45, I bet you think you're clever, huh?

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