Kids: Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

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Wednesday 11 September 2013 18:59

They're children. Not only are they just learning to sing, but they're brave for getting up in front of an audience. You deserve it.

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Everyone learns to sing at some point! Don't laugh, you probably sound just as bad.

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random_man1999 11

Friday 13 September 2013 5:47

Probably better than you

FMLkoala 28

Friday 13 September 2013 10:53

Ydi for laughing at the kids

humanityislost 5

Saturday 14 September 2013 3:52

I did that a few times but was able to control myself enough not to get kicked out.

brownli 6

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:39

I would have laughed too

TallMist 32

Saturday 14 September 2013 6:26

So many people calling the OP a he, when it clearly says "Woman".

jimmywithsalt 19

Saturday 14 September 2013 22:59

LOL but you YDI :0)

maddie_1010 2

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:50

HAHAAHA

happyfingers 15

Sunday 15 September 2013 23:41

Wtf is wrong with you?

imaboss177 5

Tuesday 17 September 2013 5:45

Lol

insectman 2

Tuesday 17 September 2013 13:20

I'd be laughing at the adults taking church seriously in the first place.

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