Animals: Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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awzmness 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:13

what the ****?

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Saturday 6 November 2010 1:19

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steeneski 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:09

should have been wearing Duluth trading pants. http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/clothes-workwear/mens/mens-pants/giantangrybeaver.aspx

SaintE_fml 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:20

evil beaver

larpster 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:38

snoot

drummaster92 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:48

dem... fyl!

RawrrAlex 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 6:51

lol

triviumgirl27 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:03

Lol sounds kinky ;D

Mr_holiday 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:08

Did you get caught up in the beaver eastcoast-westcoast thing?

ImYoursAlways 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:17

Angry beavers!!!

aback 4

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:20

Welcome to my world.

xdeadxradiox 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 8:16

Omg! Gary Busey, go away! D'X

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