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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:54

Ill get the razor.

YacL 15

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:28

Yeah, if he asks what those things crawling in his hair are, just say "it's nothing, just my babies".

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AirForce48 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:28

Shave your head then

imhere6969 1

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:32

ydi for having an afro

Got_any_grapes1 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:38

AFROS ARE COOL. :)

luvyabunches 1

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:49

thumbs up for your AFRO!!!!

luvyabunches 1

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:49

thumbs up for your AFRO!!!!

kybear5 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 6:04

bro, why do you have an Afro??

j_cat187 19

Thursday 12 May 2011 6:16

nooo afros are tight

j_cat187 19

Thursday 12 May 2011 6:14

sorry afroman time for a buzzcut

RockstarRN 10

Thursday 12 May 2011 6:15

That makes my skin crawl!!! Yuck! FYL

aardvarkish 16

Thursday 12 May 2011 6:41

Instant terrarium! Awesome!

someonewhoknows 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 6:44

thats what happens when your a ******. ps 113 Ive shot bigger guns then you :) i own the biggest gun a civilian can actually own :) sooooo yeah I win

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