Kids: Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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Monday 15 August 2011 0:56

What a bitch

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Monday 15 August 2011 0:58

Bu least she isn't talking about what a pussy you are.

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