Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon,...

By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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Saturday 12 September 2015 9:00

Knock first?

iAlissa 34

Saturday 12 September 2015 9:03

Multitasking at its finest.

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Jake_Dee 10

Wednesday 16 September 2015 18:34

That's talent

zr11990 8

Thursday 17 September 2015 4:14

Did she have a nice ****

stepmommy 5

Thursday 17 September 2015 4:23

all women do it, but you cant unsee that

fyourlife775 2

Thursday 24 September 2015 1:12

That wasn't a tampon I just got done wrecking shop

StrikingStar700 4

Thursday 24 September 2015 4:11

Bleach your eyes!

lovebug177 21

Thursday 8 October 2015 12:58

I'm sorry Hun- you can't unsee that.

nishantvas 13

Saturday 24 October 2015 19:50

Ever heard of knocking?

alyssabaker 4

Monday 9 November 2015 22:25

teach you to knock

lovethatstach 18

Tuesday 10 November 2015 16:01

lets please tell OP to knock some more..

Kermy1113 23

Wednesday 6 January 2016 5:49

I've done that too many times except the door was open and I was walking past the bathroom.

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