Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll...

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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Sunday 31 July 2011 19:11

Awkward...

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aPieceOfFruit 16

Monday 1 August 2011 5:50

you should start acting like your really sick and feeling pain in those areas to freak him out. then show him your new voodoo doll....... :D

SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 August 2011 5:54

At least you know to watch your back around him

Nyla24 1

Monday 1 August 2011 6:51

that is the wierdest thing ever! hehe but I would feel so akward around him now. what did he say when you walked in?

zembof 3

Monday 1 August 2011 7:13

This kid is a dumb **** this kind of stuff is very complicated and difficult

EpiC_WiFi 0

Monday 1 August 2011 7:24

He's probably got the right idea

Martian_Kyo 1

Monday 1 August 2011 8:30

could be worse, it could've been a real doll... and he could've been using something else to poke holes in it

Nyankat5 0

Monday 1 August 2011 8:33

O____O

yuchecktsang 1

Monday 1 August 2011 13:38

I should have said: 'It didn't worked on you, so why would it works on me?'

likasumboooodi 0

Monday 1 August 2011 22:30

act like your dying

NeonNicki 2

Monday 1 August 2011 23:24

Maybe you should be nice to him

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