Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around...

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:33

I don't even know how I would respond if it were me

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Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:34

Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)

Comments

Meyaa_Duhh 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 18:21

beat his ass .

hydro_fml 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 20:14

You should have joined them and disclosed your golden showers' and skat fetishes.

MDTeddy 13

Thursday 5 July 2012 21:17

Time to get a new bf. People don't deserve to live with someone who cheats.

PYROxSYCO3 7

Thursday 5 July 2012 22:46

I here bangos ding ding diiiinnnng

howl15 1

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:08

Please tell me you took a picture then sent it to everone you know and they know plus family so both can be so humiliated that they never show their faces again.