Health Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside...

GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Locks are useful

mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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Not so anal retentive then…

Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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Gender bending

Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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Relaxed

Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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Saturday 31 March 2012 11:40

At least she didn't say "is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here?"

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Saturday 31 March 2012 11:35

Nothing worse than awkward silence.

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Monday 2 April 2012 1:59

Omg, grow up. All us girls have to do it. Quit being a pussy.

dylanpetzer 1

Monday 2 April 2012 14:39

LOL

grenj 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 16:34

Okay. So what?

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Sunday 8 April 2012 16:26

Awkward!!!!

saturnsonic 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 10:11

that aint all she loves...lok

tbribri33 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:15

..this happened to me to......

FuckObama 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 1:38

How is this an FML? I'd say it was more like a compliment. Some people clearly don't know how this works smh

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Saturday 19 May 2012 23:04

It's hardly the worst thing you could be told while getting fingered by anyone, even a doctor.

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Saturday 30 June 2012 2:51

Every time I'm there, my doc insists on asking about my dogs and have me answer all her freaking questions.

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Sunday 4 August 2013 0:59

How is that a big deal?? She was trying to make it less awkward, I don't see how this is an FML moment

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