Money: Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so... - FML

By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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GoingLesbian 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:05

Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

thatgirl503 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:04

wth?

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vbmg152 18

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:34

WTF??? You suck!!! This happened to me in my younger years & it hurts!! R U really that big an A- hole? YDI!! FML for her not you! You are a Jerk!!! I hope you get coal in your stocking!!!

PinkPanther101 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:00

how about you break up with her because you obviously don't care about her and she deserves to be with someone who does.

Deathbrooks19 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:11

Ass...hole

a_luta_continua 2

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:18

buy her

javierslady1979 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:37

o wow that is messed up but its good that she learns what kind of sorry ass guy you are and that she can do better and she needs a real man in her life! he is a sample of a sorry excuse of a man. my man wouldnt break up with me cuz of that i dont want gifts as long as i get to cuddle with him that is all that matters. xmas isnt about gifts its about spending time with the family and celebrating jesus that is how i feel i know sum ppl dont have strong beliefs but i go with wat i belive in... i hope every girl reads this and never gives u a chance cuz u are not a real man u are heartless and so damn wrong....

adam_1684 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:44

money....I'm willing to kill for it.

anonyn_fml 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 4:30

tell 'em 283!

bandgeek_bri 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 4:36

your cheap jerkface!

gkflower 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 6:14

jerkkkkkk

kassiemarie 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 6:17

rude.

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