Miscellaneous: Today, I used my rear windsheild wiper and it shattered a large...

By Crystal Crackles - 06/12/2018 05:00

Today, I used my rear windsheild wiper and it shattered a large hole in the glass where the rotating part is. No one can repair the window until tomorrow afternoon. It's snowing. FML

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Cover the hole with a trash bag so that snow doesnt get into your car.

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HeroZeroPlayer 22

Sunday 9 December 2018 11:06

Cover. It. Up. Have a brain OP. Having people like you on the roads scare me.

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