Miscellaneous: Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time... - FML

By handyjon - 01/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

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lamargus 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

why? there is something called a plunger!

schwiggidy 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

try it with yor mouth next time

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breebree96 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 11:33

uh, buy a plunger?

Simsgoddess 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 11:34

ppl are fucken stupid as hell. dont you idiots know that plungers don't always work!!!! ESP if the toilet has something stuck deep within it? duh. god. use your brains if he wanted to stick his handgun there he wouldn't have done it!

SACKERLAND 6

Monday 14 March 2011 3:56

Try to use a plunger this time.

laurel234567 4

Sunday 20 March 2011 16:50

Get a plunger, moron. You deserve it.

superguppy19 3

Monday 18 April 2011 20:39

there's something's hands shouldn't have to do

brenda83002 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:09

buy a plunger!

caligirl1623 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:07

Buy a plunger!!!

afulks78 11

Monday 10 October 2011 3:18

Uhm buy a plunger ?

buzzbee21 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 3:13

Ewwww!!!! Get a plunger.....or some prune juice

benimin 6

Saturday 14 July 2012 1:46

Time to buy a plungee

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