Cats and Health: Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat... - FML

By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

TheFamilyElf 17

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.

gingermass437 7

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."

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sambudd14 2

Friday 15 June 2012 16:50

It's ferrets with me..

mariah_victoria 0

Friday 15 June 2012 17:26

I WANT YOUR DOG.

broadysgirl 0

Friday 15 June 2012 17:29

No, you thought about going to work out. "Trying" implies some amount of effort was put out on your part.

sharod101 5

Friday 15 June 2012 17:38

Fail

popo6484 3

Friday 15 June 2012 17:46

PUSSY!

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 22:56

Because that hasn't already been stayed multiple times.

DespairFaction 11

Friday 15 June 2012 17:46

I really don't like cats, I hate the weird super obsessed owners even more.

JSever 9

Friday 15 June 2012 17:51

Happens to me every time.…

Unbweavable 17

Friday 15 June 2012 17:55

I hope to God you aren't a guy

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 21:41

Would it matter?

LetzzSii 0

Friday 15 June 2012 18:00

I think it was worth it.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 18:10

NoorFML, you have the best comments. I'm actually a big fan of yours. xD and to add on, every time you sit down in a chair to watch them, it counts as a squat.

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