Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was...

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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Thursday 12 January 2012 22:33

Punch him back

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Thursday 12 January 2012 22:34

So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?

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beccaruchi 0

Friday 13 January 2012 4:43

What a nice friend...

maddienoelle 13

Friday 13 January 2012 4:48

Your friend is smeert.

crstl 4

Friday 13 January 2012 5:26

Your friend deserves a fist bump, his version.

alexxss_fml 10

Friday 13 January 2012 5:48

You sure he thinks your his friend too?

hateevryone 14

Friday 13 January 2012 5:51

punch him back

alsgirl 24

Friday 13 January 2012 12:24

An eye for an eye, a punch for a punch

ravenxcorvinus 9

Friday 13 January 2012 6:18

.LMAO.

sikmunkee 9

Friday 13 January 2012 6:47

natural reaction

meladuh 16

Friday 13 January 2012 7:34

Misconception... Hurts

metman9192 2

Friday 13 January 2012 10:32

ROFL wow that is hilarious! Never heard that one b4

Bhuddaking 0

Friday 13 January 2012 11:13

Pow! right in the kisser

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