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By A Wannabe Edgy Moron - 28/04/2016 14:38 - Australia - Perth

Today, I tried to do the trust fall challenge and ended up falling on my ass in front of a tennis court full of people because some year 7s wouldn't catch me, FML

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LeeEverett 20

Friday 29 April 2016 1:31

Whoa that username tho. Just a matter of time before this comment section blows up

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 29 April 2016 1:39

Not any more. Thanks for pointing it out.

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LeeEverett 20

Friday 29 April 2016 1:31

Whoa that username tho. Just a matter of time before this comment section blows up

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 29 April 2016 1:39

Not any more. Thanks for pointing it out.

faebun 7

Saturday 30 April 2016 7:31

...what was it though?

Jakuri 12

Friday 29 April 2016 4:55

This is why I refused to do the "trust fall" exercise when I was still in high school...I trusted no one.

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Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML

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