Love: Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

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Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

rmujerita 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

just leave!

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tpag3r 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:32

BAHAHAHAHAHHA that is epicc lol your boyfriend deserves props for that

CharlieMitsuki 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:38

I'm sorry but this made me lol. He just said no? End of conversation?

kaylaella 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:46

LMFAO

molitov 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 7:46

I've had that happen to me.. 5 months later I finally convinced him to break up with me... he then stalked me for 5 more... scary

tvcrazy12 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 7:48

haha wow...you "tried" to leave your boyfriend. y didn u jus tell him it's over and leave. grow some backbone

ghostgirll 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 7:53

lmaoo this is hilarious. but someone is a little whipped ;)

laughingspork 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 8:19

i tried saying that once. he told me i was immature - which was the reason he broke up with me in the first place.

RavishMe77 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 10:28

When I read this, I pictured: "So...um...I think maybe...we should, you know, break up?" "No." "Oh. Okay."

highonlife77 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 10:39

LOL

Potquats 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:43

OoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOooo Looks like SOMEBODY found a keeeeeeeepeeeeeerrr. :D

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