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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 14:01 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I tried to be nice and clean out the cat box. As I was taking the bag full of dirty cat litter to the trashcan, it ripped and cat shit went everywhere. I then had to clean up the dirty litter outside while the neighbors watched. FML.

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LittleDoggo 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:59

I hate it when neighbors are watching when something embarrassing happens. When I see something embarrassing happen to someone I know I either try and act as if I didn't see it to spare them the shame, or help them.

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LittleDoggo 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:59

I hate it when neighbors are watching when something embarrassing happens. When I see something embarrassing happen to someone I know I either try and act as if I didn't see it to spare them the shame, or help them.

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