Health: Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't...

By tstaeger - 24/07/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

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Comments

soutofluck 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:55

hahahah dont worry it happened to me too

dickster 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 8:10

THE WATER IS SMARTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!! Maybe if you drink it you'll be just as intelligent.

HI_IH 0

Monday 9 August 2010 5:31

You just lowered the bar.

justferfun 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:52

well, now you have an excuse for not drinking betterrr>>>

ilovemydoodle123 0

Monday 16 August 2010 21:29

gosh your really stupid

animosiity 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 9:25

lol

kaceyg123 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:02

try dumb water

chevy1969 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 6:31

Thats how they get ya^^

Madstar744 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 16:58

I forgive you, because after all, without having drunk the Smart Water, you would not have had knowledge enough to understand how to open the bottle.

shaaayyee 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:31

it's too smart for you.

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