Health: Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before,... - FML

By darthinvader - 16/07/2010 00:17 - United States

Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML

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karmaSUCKS321453 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:07

are you sure its a side effect or an excuse?

JackedUpOnMtnDew 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:12

ahahahahah(: Thats sucks op, but next time read the Warnings! They're there for a reason!

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sharond23 10

Tuesday 28 November 2017 21:51

it seems odd that one dose would make you pee your pants

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