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By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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Saturday 26 September 2009 12:08

On your first date, did you rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

Victoria_fml 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:07

After 9 months, starting to have kids ? ... Not all girls are looking forward to that you know

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Johnoxd 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 17:35

:((((

igorwn 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:00

u gotta calm down son!

wardo 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 18:49

suck my dick

xGabri3L 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:29

She wasn't ready... Moron.

TheBananaTheif 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:34

are you the same guy who proposed after a week?

YOUNGMONEY4E 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:51

ydi! u dnt overwhelm a girl like that!!! u havent even gotten married yet nd u want kids??? u need to CHILLL!!

DReamBig24 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:17

I'd say that was kinda a bad move.... that's the kinda thing you wanna decide about after more than a year

LittleMissItalia 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 14:47

Only 9 months & you tell her this? I would have done the same thing she did.

followtheging 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:20

Two words. Dumb ass

doodlingdavid 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:01

dude it's been only 9 months you totally deserve it

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