Transportation: Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired'... - FML

By t-dawg - 09/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

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onigiriqueen 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:58

What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! **** your friend's life!

FaperPairy 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:51

Well, that was smart.

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tonyfreakindavis 1

Monday 13 February 2012 18:22

Hahahahahaha omg I'm so about to do that

chubby_choco 17

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:43

This would make more sense if it read: "Today, my douchebag friend put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my car. Guess who's walking everywhere now? FML."

zanboonan 4

Tuesday 25 September 2012 3:52

If they have insurance they get full blue book price for their car! Maybe it's a good thing.

helpfulperson 9

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:23

Challenge accepted?

brit_brit96 3

Monday 1 April 2013 7:58

**** your life? No. **** your friends life..

rjdare 11

Monday 6 April 2015 17:08

You sir are a douchebag

nerfnidalee 17

Monday 23 November 2015 22:46

Man, **** your friend's life. You're an asshole, OP.

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