Intimacy: Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno... - FML

By hiitisbrooke - 23/11/2015 20:17 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

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UnidentifiedFun 37

Monday 23 November 2015 23:25

*doesnt assume it's a typo, immediately sends nudes*

MELKOZAR 27

Monday 23 November 2015 23:24

What has been seen...cannot be unseen.

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Richard6036 13

Wednesday 25 November 2015 23:39

Sounds like your friend was far too anxious I definitely wouldn't drop soap in front of him

kbsimmer 14

Thursday 26 November 2015 2:14

Op wasn't ready

asakadelis 7

Thursday 26 November 2015 6:53

What a dick.

BeowulfMA 6

Friday 27 November 2015 7:33

you got some interesting friends there brotha.

lj19717 19

Sunday 29 November 2015 8:03

He is a keeper. Marry him.

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