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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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Borntorasiehell 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:35

Your response: sucks for you.. Have fun being a dad btw were over LOL...... Your response to you friend: how's morning ssickness bitch... Or being pregnat with my boyfriend I mean ex

Madisonleii 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:47

What a dick!

nativegrl217 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 20:24

Now that's a greeting

FMLrey 0

Monday 29 November 2010 8:37

wooooow

TehLazyBoy 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 4:39

Rape or she ain't your friend, and that sucks.

prettymiss13 0

Monday 6 December 2010 19:00

omg! well hpefully he knows he feel for a **** and shes prob. gunna end up cheating on him nd then he'll know how it feels

UhLeeUh 6

Monday 27 December 2010 22:02

Wow, that's not even funny.

ohmek 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 5:58

OK, I lol'd at the cartoon. At least he didn't get you pregnant OP.

kingcol25 0

Friday 25 February 2011 19:06

♫If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends..♫ NO

tiffanyrobbin 0

Monday 7 March 2011 3:22

that's messed up. lmao.

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