Miscellaneous: Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately,...

By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

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Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:40

I wanna hear the aftermath man

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I hope you were wearing socks..

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Shepherd1992 3

Thursday 14 November 2013 6:51

I did that with a pair of work gloves once. Not fun taking them off.....

czeptoks 8

Thursday 14 November 2013 7:48

ouch, that sucks! hope you're ok OP.

Dusty_Busters 15

Thursday 14 November 2013 10:16

You probably should have checked, just saying.

kittyluvsk 1

Thursday 14 November 2013 17:44

Nail polish remover removes super glue

erinraus 8

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:12

Nail polish remover should get it off painlessly

lolsmilyfaceherr 1

Friday 6 December 2013 4:24

Wow we have a genius here *claping*

JH159753 21

Monday 28 July 2014 3:33

Use lemon juice to dissolve super glue. It worked when I spilled some on my fingers and got them stuck together.

gilbertclarence 9

Sunday 30 October 2016 5:49

I guess we don't wear socks

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