Miscellaneous: Today, I stepped on my son's Legos when trying to give him a...

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By Dank Memes - 12/07/2016 18:46

Today, I stepped on my son's Legos when trying to give him a goodnight kiss. After stepping on the Legos, I fell from not wearing socks or shoes. I landed on my 10 year old son's bed that he was asleep on, collapsing it down below both of us. FML.

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LadyPhantomhive 12

Wednesday 13 July 2016 5:06

Oh no! I hope you and your son is alright! Imagine your son's reaction! He was having a peaceful slumber when BOOOOM!

PtCaboose 21

Wednesday 13 July 2016 16:16

Legos are the ultimate weapon, hope your foot is ok OP!

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LadyPhantomhive 12

Wednesday 13 July 2016 5:06

Oh no! I hope you and your son is alright! Imagine your son's reaction! He was having a peaceful slumber when BOOOOM!

PtCaboose 21

Wednesday 13 July 2016 16:16

Legos are the ultimate weapon, hope your foot is ok OP!

r83839 22

Friday 15 July 2016 20:20

This is why I always make sure my toddler cleans her room before the day is done. Good habits + no disasters.

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