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By badass - 13/08/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

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By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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sujal 8

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:05

try winning her back, if she's comfortable with you though or if she wants to be with you..

ashlinnmarie 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:03

wow. harsh.

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cypherwars 15

Saturday 10 January 2015 8:49

show her this FML

thatcoolguy123 14

Wednesday 28 January 2015 2:29

So what happened? It's been years. Did you win her back or anything?

Patsy Boren 19

Sunday 28 May 2017 3:51

That's how it always seems to go.. I hope it worked out.

Lepidop 18

Wednesday 31 January 2018 15:58

so, tell us, how did it go?

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 10 July 2019 11:27

So, quit divorcing and give it another chance..?💕

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