Miscellaneous: Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take...

By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

Serves that asshole Mr. Owl right, somebody was bound to foil his plans to keep the answer from the world

starbucks14 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:06

I wouldn't have wasted my entire day on that but i think the fact that you accomplished something like that is kind of cool, then again I'm 15. &hearts;

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terroremsaecula 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:38

It only took me one more lick than you o.o oh hohoho

bms1996 12

Friday 15 July 2011 3:33

I've always wanted to know how many it took...the most I got to was 30 before giving up on counting

ThatFunnyDude 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:37

you can make it that far??? I give up after W

lovelife9 12

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:43

haha omg that's so cool! I wanna try that!

demitheleopard 8

Friday 22 July 2011 3:31

It only took me a little less than 200. I wonder what that says about me? :(

delfino1604 24

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:03

I wish I could do that, i'm not patient enough count

zyron7568 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 21:07

THE WORLD KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!

TheRealEllieSan 9

Friday 30 September 2011 17:46

You all win at life :D

CatiBeth 0

Monday 10 October 2011 15:44

now o know what to do when I'm bored. yesss. I love you for doing that! @AWESOMEEEE

xxmatt504xx 1

Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:58

Mine took 1 lick becuz I sucked on it the hole time

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