Money: Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I... - FML

By Ashley - 12/07/2012 00:02 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:09

You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI

ricm916 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:13

Dumbass....

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raykyogrou0 4

Friday 13 July 2012 7:42

probably shouldve saved a few bucks for a cab

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 13 July 2012 8:40

Aww I'm sorry hun that must suck :

jeremy_oklahoma 0

Friday 13 July 2012 10:49

OMG I FOUND CLOTHES ON A TRAIN TODAY!!!! I turned them in though! Aeropostale???

Migole 36

Friday 13 July 2012 21:31

Something similar happened to a friend once :P I don't think it would happen to me though. I always double check if I really haven't left anything after getting up. No matter where I am, train, bus, theater etc... Result: I have never even once left something somewhere.

MicMic_fml 7

Friday 13 July 2012 23:52

Hoboes are getting some swags!

stimpy12 5

Monday 16 July 2012 1:44

that's really got to suck :-(

jazzeh103 4

Monday 16 July 2012 9:43

I would have had my eyes on those bags the whole time I was on there. I just dont get how u forgot them especially if u used ur whole paycheck

blue2012 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 20:29

Were u high?

oYo_its_me 0

Saturday 18 August 2012 0:53

How?

hamptonw92 4

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:32

That's a wonderful budget you have.

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