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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:04

why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!

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thirteenishell 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:42

aw, poor you ur sweet <3

tray_say 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:15

Haha what ever!!

nativebell 0

Monday 2 August 2010 8:11

you must love her quite some bit to want to stay with her. good luck

animebishieluver 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:09

... Doormat.

kvaiud1 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 2:19

PUSSY!!! dump ur ass!

Doclight_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 3:46

You are dumb. I would have **** punted her and walked away.

osirisfrost 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 8:39

grow some ****** balls, man

NObeeS 7

Friday 24 September 2010 17:53

lol after all of that you should of dumped her and left LOL

GirlyTomBoy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 18:36

shoulda told her "karmas a bitch" and then slammed ur door in her face =P

alicec123 0

Monday 10 January 2011 21:19

FYL. SHE deserved it.

salexh1995 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 18:21

WTF...... grow a sack and dump the cheating bitch

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