Animals: Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind....

By AnRom - 17/12/2009 09:58 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 16:12

Even wizards need to mutter a spell, you know...

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Thursday 17 December 2009 16:15

FYL for not having supernatural powers.

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NoobHat 6

Friday 18 December 2009 0:00

Please take your stupid FML and get off this website.

swaneh 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:06

Agreed.

Esnedon 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:11

I can't believe all the people who don't get this,

syrup21 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:31

wow. your retarded

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