Money: Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers....

By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

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By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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linzhart333 8

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:28

wow what the ****? $400??? you're DESPERATE, dude.

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Thursday 5 March 2009 4:49

bahahahaha but really why did you spend $400 at a stripclub.............

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Isamermaid 17

Tuesday 18 May 2010 18:36

You should have noticed the large pairs of nalls on your face....

hubbabubbba 0

Friday 21 May 2010 4:42

wow....ugh akward 

BackHurts 0

Friday 16 July 2010 22:01

WIN!

Sindy_fml 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 3:21

as i*

LawlCakes99 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 11:50

lolercopter

hosson 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 6:26

what stripclub has a tranny night?!? ydi perv.

2fknreaL 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:09

hahaha!

wheniland22 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:39

hahaha that blows. hit em up

ahti546 11

Sunday 17 July 2011 0:50

"I as walked out of the club". nice word choice OP

ManOfSteel784 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 23:42

Number four.... Hilarious dude

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