Miscellaneous: Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my...

By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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Saturday 17 December 2011 12:10

That's what you get for playing the Trumpet. Nah I joke, FYL indeed

AmberL 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 12:17

Ouch! I'm trying to picture this happening, and when I do, I see droopy man boobs getting in the way.

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lauralavenderbab 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 22:13

Well that's gotta be difficult

DPersa7 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:01

I also play the trumpet

wellthatsukx 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:01

How!?! That must take some talent, or a very specific series of events to cause that.

SeiferAlmas 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:04

Just another reason why being a percussionist is better. =D

Ssampson1464 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:21

life's a bitch

Rasetsu 10

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:35

OW >.

tinkerbell1177 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:37

Hahahahhahahahahaha. Oh my. Tooo funny.

ColorguardChik 1

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:59

Dude that sucks!

bballforward33 10

Sunday 18 December 2011 0:32

Band queer

beebananaz88 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 0:47

Go get it pierced

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