Intimacy: Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I... - FML

By Lou Czar - 07/01/2009 23:56 - United States

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Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

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Cullens4Love 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:12

dude. f*** you both! just tell each other that you don't wanna be together! jesus, is it that hard to say no to someone???

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:45

So you're both assholes. Just break up. : Don't cheat, break up! That should be your new motto...

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snowhawk22 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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teameminem 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:12

Don't be sexist. Reality is, they both went on the site to cheat.

emba_fml 13

Friday 23 March 2012 3:21

side puss?

aleia18 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:26

Of course the girl is in the wrong cause guys can just go get puss on the side and it's ok. Right .

gnattine 11

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:41

Asshole.

jorgeq161 4

Saturday 15 March 2014 20:18

Well said

Rebey 6

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:16

Dude really? Side puss? Your a dick. If he wanted it that badly break up.

wc07 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:09

cheater dating sites...seriously???

jsmith1199 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 14:18

#15.. yeah its always the girls fault and i wasnt being sarcastic at all, i was agreeing with you

SxBxLova 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:05

Haha, hilarious!

MasterDood 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:02

now you can cheat on her-WITH HER! win-win!

mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:07

i dont get why people cheat, just be single it's way easier! ;p

D4ni3l96 5

Thursday 1 April 2010 18:36

single FTW =D

SuperMeron 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:17

What the hell is a cheater dating site?!

choppedNskrewed 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:39

YDI cheaterrr!!

blueworld_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:14

I think you guys need to talk...

Toas7 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:28

"Today I decided to try to find someone to cheat on my girlfriend with, then I find out she's been looking for someone to cheat on me with. FML." It's Karma, only Karma came around and kicked you in the dick before you even did anything.

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