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By ohshittttttt - 04/04/2009 16:15 - United States

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Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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alicemassie 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:38

gee, i think thats number one on itunes!

Shigogaboo 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:37

Wow...wow

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Bryan_Z 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:06

at least it wasnt gay, you could've been outed (hypothetically)

JVonDahl 9

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:14

That's what you get for watching ****. Sucks to be you.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:32

I wish I could do that. I'm wicked jealous. Not with the ****, but put what I'm listening to on iTunes as my status. Yeah... >_>

Ox_Baker 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:49

Who downloads **** from iTunes?

arcune 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:04

haha, that's very funny but you deserved that entirely.

sexxystephy 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:06

Hahaha! FUNNIEST FML i've heard.

KenMcGormick 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:14

totally deserved it... if im tagging my status to the videos/songs im listening... i make sure they are clean =)

SirAndrew 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:22

HAHAHA! Deserved it.

frenchfriez888 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:38

u can get that shit on itunes???????? DOUBT IT. ur such a faker

lazytown 0

Monday 21 December 2009 2:27

You're an idiot.

aliibaibii 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 8:38

^^ agreed. obviously these people don't know how to use iTunes.

Quinnjamin 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:48

normally people check what their status is after they set it just in case of something like that...YDI

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