Love: Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit...

By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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Sunday 13 November 2011 12:13

I'm sorry but that's pretty pathetic.

dookiedoo 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:12

Psycho

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kmr1543 0

Monday 14 November 2011 17:31

I do that all the time

fo_86 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:07

Grow up

captainaerh 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:45

what the hell is wrong with you

neonconverse87 4

Monday 14 November 2011 22:43

thats so stupid!

heartcloud_fml 3

Monday 14 November 2011 23:49

To all these other people who commented about being pathetic, we've all "accidentally" sent a text

bunEasasin 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 3:01

That's really pathetic

khockeybabe 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 3:58

forever alone.

deras123 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 7:31

How would u rate that

LADiiL0KA24 11

Tuesday 15 November 2011 7:49

Loserrrr

LN666 2

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:14

hahaha naaaw

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