Intimacy: Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML

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DarkKnyte 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:31

Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

jonnymohio 2

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:33

You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

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2FrackinRight 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 17:46

The fact that he doesn't know the difference between slang for a ***** and a gardening implement is a sign itself that this guy shouldn't be your "main man" whatever that means.

tayzer_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 17:54

YDI for dating Snoop Dogg.

Rico5037 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 18:33

lol the only person that agreed with OP was a chick, or a guy named Michelle

larcenousturco 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 18:37

YDI for dating someone who uses myspace.

mygreenhoodie 0

Monday 7 February 2011 14:10

haha

ileenefudge 29

Wednesday 26 November 2014 11:45

I agree. If he's still using MySpace, he is definitely to young for you, OP. Unless you still use it too then ydi

sfgfan10 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 18:44

IT'S A JOKE

sillyteengirl 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 19:18

Oh come on! i would have laughed and sides if u dont have just one man that means u have multiple men which makes u a hoe.....

gilly011 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 19:31

bwohaha. obviously youre ghetto, so theres a ydi right there. obviously, the both of you have multiple partners, since hes your "main man" and youre just his ho. rofl. ydi stfu

fotc77 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 20:44

wowewwwww that's obviously a joke

JoeLea 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 20:51

how rude !

Laxloverr24 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 21:14

main man? wow...

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 21:17

Yeaaaah I was thinking the same thing. Maybe you ARE a hoe. Regardless, it was an obvious joke. It's going to be an obvious joke to anyone who reads it. Stop whining.