Miscellaneous: Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML

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What have I done now?

By SupportPage - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrance

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Monday 26 October 2009 9:30

Let me try. Sttttaallkemgkhgkn. Sorry, I can't say that.

Subtext 10

Monday 26 October 2009 9:08

Depends. Do they have subtitles like "He's mine!!!"? If not, go for it!

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fuckyou6969 0

Monday 16 August 2010 17:58

wow ya he definitely has problems if he searched himself

noscope_ftw 0

Monday 6 September 2010 17:42

17 from his Facebook... duh

pancake_mixx 9

Tuesday 21 September 2010 4:09

stalker!!

secrets15 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 3:25

wow how awkward and random

Wazilla 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 21:14

is her name jasmine and ur name mikey?

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 3:40

So creepy Too creepy Absolutely creepy Likely stalking u at that this very moment Kills time stalking u Everyday stalking u Ready to stalk u more

CaughRedHanded 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 16:58

hopefully there are pictures of you nude? -___- then again, she might not want to share those O_o

schoujar 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 10:35

it's kinda sweet... almost like your a star!

51081998 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 20:08

how that bad? better luck then me

Fergeus78 0

Friday 17 June 2011 7:09

creeper...

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