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By Hank - 14/05/2009 14:17 - Canada

Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML

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kimaniv 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:26

Take your brother to the game

Luckster 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:25

umm....wow...that's a bit messed up. You were thinking of him and he calls you selfish for it?

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cwl727 32

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:39

Total friend zoned.

Jacklehunter 10

Tuesday 27 May 2014 7:47

Your dads a dick

SillehKat 3

Friday 18 July 2014 23:06

I swear, dads these days.

_lifehappens_ 29

Sunday 26 October 2014 7:03

rather uncalled for

EpicAsh007 15

Friday 12 December 2014 20:15

Time to get a new dad

Teacatt 13

Wednesday 28 October 2015 7:34

Take your brother, if he's an ass too..sell them!

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