Love: Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery...

By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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Thursday 21 June 2012 18:52

Time to move on to another cashier

Meettitan 14

Thursday 21 June 2012 18:54

Hate zoned?

Comments

chrismace 11

Tuesday 26 June 2012 7:24

That sucks, but it's possible she was just looking at the line and realized they needed more people.

puppykin985 1

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:20

Maybe she wasn't feeling fresh enough to interact with you at the time so she was trying to hide it by avoidance...

chelonia 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 8:15

Maybe she likes you too and is shy! She probably saw you coming and panicked out of nervousness.

janicus 9

Sunday 5 August 2012 13:13

It might not have had anything to do with you, I have to call for more cashiers when the line gets over 2 people

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