Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and...

By MgmEboy - 19/09/2009 21:36 - Canada

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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westbrookx 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:47

You are an IDIOT.

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Comments

AmandaIsLegend 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:03

The stupidity here is just.. bewildering..

moviemaniac97 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:04

those have screen protecters

SlashaX 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:04

... -facepalm-

Bloodknight 22

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:05

Wow, haven't read an FML and hit YDI halfway through, haha dumbass!

Kyorakyu 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:06

lol give the guy a break lol everyones calling him a dumbass, i bet he feels even worse now.

Huston 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:27

It's a girl genius.

kapowi 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 7:44

Good, she should feel worse. She IS a dumbass.

Aerobaby37 4

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:06

Holy ****, are you really that stupid, or was that made up to get noticed? Either way, WOW I bet that guy used one of those clear bendy screen protectors