Animals: Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to... - FML

By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Seegtease 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:47

Spider got some ACTION before it died.

FBIWarning 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:47

At least you killed it :)

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jcov2454 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:35

haha so after you saw it you had to think about what it was doing there all day

TrzrROOLZ 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:42

Could've been yur pubes.

RPGod 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:53

You should name your child Peter Parker.

ejvlols 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:05

hahaha 104 n1

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 4:29

That's hot! Wait, no! That's ********** at its best!

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 4:39

oh this is just disgusting. that is my worst fear. yicky, yicky grossss

anniert 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 5:01

FML FML FML! That's totally disgusting. And now I'm scared that a spider is in my underwear without my knowing. D:

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 5:15

Omfg. 33 and 70 I ******* love you. But seriously this gave me chills. Yuck!

katyflinn 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 5:23

i don't believe this

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 5:27

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'd scream and cry.

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