Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny...

By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

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Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:15

thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach

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Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:30

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nela25 23

Saturday 3 December 2011 9:13

FAIL!

Rxoxdx 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:36

I lolz'ed when I read that you pissed on yourself. Reality hits you hard bro! Think of this next time u want to do something dumb

emiyharpp 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 23:46

I literally lol-ed

masonsmither 11

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:06

Hahahahahahahahahaha that's what you get! Karma!

jtaylor991 6

Friday 4 October 2013 0:18

YDI for freaking out about a harmless insect

Mylyfesuxs 7

Sunday 9 February 2014 18:20

That's a story for the paramedics

zarabsegin 16

Monday 13 April 2015 17:24

Which head ?

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