By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States

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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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I really hope you are 18 or older otherwise that is one person who should not be allowed to be Santa.

skyeyez9 24

Quit wiggling around on his lap.

So. What would YOU like for christmas?

Omg that made me think of my joke !!!! *crys* Santa called me a ho ho ho and made me sit on his lap and his candy cane was poking me

are you sure it was not a candy cane in his pocket?

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structuredchaoz 4

Omg. Time to call the police.

got an early Christmas present from Santa ;)

S_kinnyL_ove 3

Now I'm SURE santa's a pedophile...

bubo_fml 10

Surprised the drunk ol' bastard could still get it up!