Love: Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt...

By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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itallgoesupinsmo 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 17:52

how is that even possible? Yuck.

mollyslips 13

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:44

It's funny and cute, but slightly weird...all at the same time.

danielleeex357 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:32

Ew wtf?

beclaurela 18

Tuesday 3 January 2012 2:55

Awe yiss. Made it 12000 you deserved it.

kendall1058926 7

Sunday 5 February 2012 23:46

just curious but how did you manage to get your face into your armpit..?

hilary56 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:57

You're weird as sh*t, and I'm assuming he dumped you? Yeah no wonder :) get a life

TrippingOnAcid 29

Friday 23 March 2012 20:11

I feel a bit sick...

damoki 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 15:20

That is just revolting.....

m1989_fml 10

Tuesday 9 October 2012 20:45

How can your face even REACH your armpit??? This puzzles me.

BloodandIce 11

Saturday 3 November 2012 20:23

Ummm how did you even reach?

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